Top 10 Disturbing Brüno Moments

Last night I saw the film Brüno with Roommate, Boy, and some friends. Here is my list of the top 10 disturbing moments from the movie:

10. Baby swapping.
9. Stationary bike attachments.
8. Dildo defense classes.
7. Pink terrycloth body suits complete with attached genitals.
6. Bears that eat clothes but skip the condoms.
5. Swinger parties.
4. Ron Paul sex tapes.
3. D-list celebrity abortions.
2. Penis puppets.
1. Fucking Pygmy flight attendants.

There were many more disturbing moments than I listed but I really don't have the emotional stamina to rehash the whole film this early in the morning.