Sweet Mother of Messes

I did exactly what I said I wasn't going to do for the party: I went overboard with the food and drinks. But hell, everyone was full and shitfaced by the end of the night, so who cares right? I made Summer Beer (also known as Hop Skip and Go Naked, or Skip and Go Naked, or Who the Fuck Cares) and we finished off an entire pitcher of it. Flamingo and I did a few shots with some other friends and really got tits up although I'm pretty sure he was tits up before we started the shots because God knows I was. You know that point in the night when you know you should stop drinking so you don't get sick or have a hangover the next day but then you keep drinking anyway and have a couple of shots because God dammit you deserve to have a fun night and you haven't been this drunk in a while so fuck you? Well I went there and then had some more shots. I also set out a basket full of random fireworks and once it got dark we all grabbed a bunch of them and lit them off on the street. I think it's illegal in my area to light fireworks since it's so close to the mountain and we didn't see any other people doing it. It did provide for an awesome view of the valley, though and we could see most of the different fireworks shows from the street. Oh and my house was a fucking mess after everyone left. It's still a mess who am I kidding. I'm going to have a cocktail.