I'm thankful that it is payday today. Like seriously thankful. I have spent way too much money on dumb bullshit this last month, so I am just happy I am getting more to spend on more dumb bullshit.
Alright so it's also Guy Fawkes Night and for those of you who don't know what that is, I will give you a moment to put "V for Vendetta" in your Netflix queue because it's totally accurate... there... ready? Good.
Okay Guy Fawkes Night (the fifth day of November every year) is a celebration in the United Kingdom with fireworks and all kinds of shit over the thwarted plot to destroy the parliament building in London in something like 1605. Apparently some Catholics were pissed off because the Protestant King J was spending way too much money on his hooker and buying her Porsches and caviar and satin q-tips and chocolate clitoral piercings and all sorts of shit and wasn't putting any in their collection plates. Oh and also the whole Protestant thing and church and state were kinda hand-in-hand back in the day.
So they were royally (get it?) pissed off about the whole thing and were gonna bomb his nigga ass and all of the other non-catholic peeps in the government so as to make Team Brimstone #1 again. They had some gunpowder specialist named Guy Fawkes hook them up with all the explosives he had stolen over the years from the military and make giant a-bomb. Somebody heard about this plot because it was basically televised and Guy was arrested on the toilet while taking a dump and reading The New Yorker.
Nothing ever happened and so basically they're celebrating absolutely nothing. I totally love the English for that. So, to follow suit and celebrate not-a-god-damn-thing tonight, I'm going to have a beer about it. Cheers!
Crazy Weekend
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